As far as I know the management wrote this. Read it using your best English and it is very funny. Kind of think of old man German winter or Kris Kringle for appropriate imagery, and a strict disciplinarian manager overcome and fraught with frustration. I think a shop class teacher gave this to my father who was also a teacher, about 35 years ago.
“ACHTENSHUN
DAS MACHINEN IST NODT FOR GERFINGERPOKEN UND MITTEN GRABBEN. IST EZY FOR BREKKEN DAS SPRINGENWERKS, BLOWEN FUSIN MIT LOUDISCH POPEN UND SPITZEN SPARKEN. IST NIX GEWERKEN BY DUMKOFFS! DAS RUBBER NEKKEN SIGHDTSEEREN UND STUPIDISCH GOOFOFFERS, BAST RELAXEN, KIPP HANDS IN POKETS UND VATCH DAS STOFFA KOMOUDT.
DAS MANICHMINDT”
God bless those who think!
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